sometime in the afternoon i was watching maury and the eharmony ad came up on the tele explaining how you can review your matches for free.  so like any curious gremlin i gave this thing a go. they ask some serious shit on that site and i honestly answered truthfully about each and every single one;   how active i am,  what my interests are, etc., etc.   in the end, NO MATCHES WERE AVAILABLE.  those fuckin’ fuck ass. 

nightsofviolence:

pitchblackglow:

omg if only you guys knew me in real life i make the most random sounds that just seem to burp out of my mouth i talk in all these crazy weird voices and i’m always doing that one creepy deep demon voice like the giirl from house bunny who tries to remember peoples names

yeah basically that’s me

I couldn’t stop laughing while reading this cause it’s exactly what I do lmfao ohhhhh lawd

o my lord same.